girls! and a guy or two

For people WHO DONT KNOW'S INFORMATION like Leek,
this is the Queen Of England. Sheeze.

Ashley T is Leek's new love ;D

Someone ELSE called Lee King.

TOM CRUISE IS PSYCHO.

AND! I MISS SCHOOOOOOOOL

And of course, what would a post be without some Joe?

Bye! ;D

This post is dedicated to Leek because he requested a post on
girls but I was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lazy to post longer.
Hahahahahahaha

you forgot your gstring mister

For Leek

You know, the original picture of the innocent leek was found at jnhfoods.com
Weird much?
Story behind obscene leek :

One day, (5o something seconds ago)

eduardo says:
go super leek!
eduardo says:
wearing underwear the wrong way!
bloo bloo bloo says:
ahah
bloo bloo bloo says:
cool
bloo bloo bloo says:
it wud be lik g-string
bloo bloo bloo says:
aeswome aint it?
bloo bloo bloo says:
how does it feel?

Oh yeah.

This guy cannot disamakan with a Joe.

Argh!

goodbye darth vader

Hey!
I am loving It's About Time.

Get it, the price is so worth it. Check eBay!

PS : I miss everyone and I want to strangle Norm right now. He said that Joe is gonna swap guitars for banjos! I mean what the heck.

Kamal, Norm is my brother. His real name is Luqman. He's a Star Wars noob too, cept he doesn't care if I say DARTH VADER SHOULD SUCK COLIN!

Haha.

Everybody everybody everybody! Is gone. I don't even see Leek around, Jess not much, and so am I. Lynn is taking 456789876543 years to get back, honestly.

Oh my god my aunts maid is laughing like a witch downstairs.

Hahahahhahaa tadi was crazy because

Aunt : OMG! Apa tu?! Putih macam Lee Kuan Yew!

J : Huh huh??

Grandma : That is Papa lah. He has a new business card! Aku pun tak tau.

J : Paktok? HAHAHA LEE KUAN YEW!

But sebenarnya my grandpa doesnt look like LKYew! My grandpa is waaaaay hotter than this :

He's Singapore's first PM. And yes, HE'S STILL ALIVE. Hasn't kicked the bucket yet. :

Eh my grandma is like lucky kay! My grandpa is so old yet hot. Ok not hot Joe, but it's believeable when someone says Once upon a time your grandpa was the hottest thing that hit Penang Free School.

:D

He's the first guy! Actually I don't think this is such a nice shot. D: But you can come to my house and look through albums with much better faces if you want. (:

Cool! If I google my grandpa I can find pages on him :O

I think if I'm not mistaken my grandparents met in PFS? My grandma used to be in St Georges. YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNN! A TYPICAL PENANG LOVE STORY. -.-
Anyway, no one now can beat this !

Does Joe look like Gerard Way, Nik's past boyfriend?

EW! Gosh NO! People suka sangat samakan Joe with uncute people like Zac Efron and Gerard Way. Gah. I guess the only similarity between Joe and GW is black hair. Zac is just .. ugh. So Vannessa Hudgens ish. And he doesn't have black hair! Haha.

Anyway, bye!

i love the postman

Hi all!

K, I was tagged by Jess. Enjoy. Ps I don't answer stupid questions.

When was the last time you ran?
Yesterday when Jab saw his neighbor. I ran to catch up with Lynn.

Do your jeans have rips/ tears/ holes in them?
I'm not that frking poor ok.

What are you dreading right now?
Eating durian

Do you celebrate 420?
Are you wearing underwear?

Do you get the 8 full hours of sleep every night?
Sure do.

If anyone came to your hse on your lazy days, what would you do?
Walk around BJ. Duh.

Who last grabbed your ass?
Who last kicked your balls?

How do most people spell your name?
Jannah. But Jab and Lee spell it Jenny! D:

What do you do when you're sad?
Eat carrots.

Have you ever stayed online a long time waiting for someone?
Yep. Stupidly.

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Hello, I have manners.

Who or what sleeps with you?
The postman. NOT!

Is anyone on your bad side now?
Oh yes.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Bertuition and it's my mom's birthday tomorrow so there's gonna be a party! Then she can reread Everything Men Know About Women. HAH!

Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Plenty! I get confused sometimes. -_-

What irritates you the most on the internet?
Pop ups and the blogs of lalas.

Could you live without a computer?
I guess.

At what age did you find out that santa wasn't real?
I never believed in him in the first place!

What's the first thing you do when you go online?
Press sign in.

Favourite name for a girl?
Cally.

And I won't tag anyone! HAHA.

Now I know.

There's actually people more immature than some people I know of.
Ah well kan? Kesian.



And don't perasan if you have no idea what I'm crapping. -_-
I'm here to continue my promotion of Ben & Jerry's Organic Sweet Cream and Cookies!

Hahaha I love this flavour lah wehs! You really do get euphoric. Like it says on the label.

Hey! This Ben & Jerry's Organic ice cream is loaded with all the stuff you love, and then some. The key is in the Certified Organic ingredients - they're cultivated in environmentally sustainable ways, in cooperation with nature, then combined divinely in euphoric flavors for a taste that's certifiably Ben & Jerry’s.

See? There's also strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate brown fudge!
So okay then, done promoting.

Ps. When you go out, wear decent clothes. You might get raped.

Alright.

I am CHEESED OFF.

If you don't like green, then freaking don't come here. If you don't like anything I do or I pick - CAN IT!

LIKE I CARE! TRASH THE CBOX! YEAH, GO AHEAD.
But I'm not going to unfilter it because cussing is bad. Let me see them stars ****
**** YOU LAH!
If only blog posts really could be filtered? (:

Overly dramatic because I am being totally harassed and I don't know if I can take it a second longer.
Plus, my teeth hurt. And if you have nothing better to say don't say it. I'll kick you where it hurts. And you know it.

BLARGH! *copying Lynn [:

kucing tiru

Yeah, I am copying Lynn!
Woot!

I want:
Contacts
Eclipse
It's About Time
E1 Powershot
A JOB. Just like Lynn.

Hey hey, I'm not done crapping just yet.
Leek himself doesn't know whats a leek. It's a vegetable. Here, I love to ber-Google
Plus, Wikipedia helped me countless, countless times.

The leek, Allium ampeloprasum var. porrum (L.), also sometimes known as Allium porrum, is a vegetable which belongs, along with the onion and garlic, to the Alliaceae family. Two related vegetables, the elephant garlic and kurrat, are also variant subspecies of Allium ampeloprasum, although different in their uses as food.

Kay, bye Leek
Happy holidays :D
Get me something from wherever you go for cuti, or else I will pao your money next year!

Go Tina Fey!

Leek isn't going to post anything. I might as well use this blog, no?

I realised that if you wait long enough, on the start page of Blogger, you can see all kinds of interesting blogs. Well, blog names. I clicked on a few, and they were awesome!
Really.

Exams are on Monday. I've been studying almost the whole day, excluding an hour of sleeping at around 3 and eating Maggi at 1 something.
:)

Hm. Pick a topic. Gum.
I hate it when I find old gum stuck somewhere its not supposed to be.
It's vile. It's DISGUSTING.
For your info, they created something called trashcans!
Search a dictionary, there's also something called Google.
To make it easy for you numbskulls, I've searched for you.

A waste container is a container for temporarily storing waste, which is usually made out of metal or plastic. Common terms are dustbin, rubbish bin, litter bin, garbage can, trash can, trash bin, dumpster, Container Bin, Bin trash barrel, and rubbish barrel; the word can generally refers to a container made out of metal. The words "rubbish" and "bin" are more common in British English usage; "trash" and "can" are more common in American English usage.

So, has it sunk into your thick skulls?
ISN'T USED GUM CONSIDERED WASTE?
For God's sake!
And all the innocent people touching your disgusting remnants!

- A peeved Jannah. Pfft.